What happens when you find the thing you’re looking for in life?

You enjoy it. And then you move on.

It’s no more complicated than that.

It is a little confusing when you get the thing in life that you’ve been searching for; because maybe you’re better at looking for it than getting it, and you have to keep going and find something else to look for — that’s all there is.

It’s why i always wanted to become a writer. You think shit up, you write it down, and you move on.

When you’re a writer, you write stuff down like you’re a fictional character in your own story; and when something sounds good, then you have the character say it or do it.

It’s like everyone is a writer, and they each choose what their character does & says and where they go, what they do, and who they do things with … and how they do it; whether they cheat, or if they obey the rules.

Don’t listen to what other people tell you — they’re idiots, most of them. Do what you know you have to do; fuck them.

When you have something to say, write it down; who cares if it offends someone — they can go to hell.

If you think of something, write it the fuck down, please. Otherwise you’ll forget it, and the world will be less one more original sarcastic idea.