Go ahead, be sarcastic. 

People will likely not notice, because most of them aren’t listening … not to you, at least. 

If you have to say something, give it some fucking spice; don’t just exchange bland pleasantries like a lobotomized corporate stooge. 

Subvert the dominant paradigm. 

Go ahead, i know you really want to.

Don’t hold back.  

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Birthdays suck. 

People suck. 

Life sucks, and it’s only getting worse. 

Jobs suck.

Life is just one damned thing after another.

Pay no attention to any of it and just let it slide by like a crash scene on the highway when someone else is driving — it doesn’t mean shit. 

Have a sarcastic day.